parchment-thinskin:

I hate when people remind me to do things because it makes me feel like they don’t trust me but I hate when people don’t remind to do things because they know I’m forgetful do you see my problem

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

adventure-itsoutthere:

BARTY CROUCH

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whitepajamas:

Arguably the best thing I have ever googled?